Dinner, dinner - Flatman! (sorrysorry)

(Of course, there's going to be loads of people who won't get the damn awful pun in the title, but never mind)
Having said that, it does serve as a little clue for you. Have a look at the picture below and try to work out what it is:
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Give up?

Of course ye do.

It's a dining table, seen from the top. Mind you, I'll be the first to admit that 'wall' would probably be a better term. Take a look at the picture below; you can see just what's going on:

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It's a funky, space-saving design that essentially has ye eating off plates and the like that are slotted into the tab.. er.. wall. Great idea as it may be and superb fer training people to really, really refrain from trying to put their elbows on the table, I really can't see it succeeding anywhere other than in the eating places of the terminally hip and trendy. Can ye really imagine coming home from a night out on the tiles and drunkenly attempting to slot your plate of kebab and soggy chips into what now appears to be three holes?

Clever idea, but ultimately a Fail in my book.

Thanks to Dornob for this.